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Jun 26, 2020

When Do You Not Have to Wear a Mask?

A guide to whether inconvenient science facts still apply to you, even though you are special. Masks: they’re a divisive issue! On the one hand, every scientist who isn’t just a weird chiropractor your dad follows on Instagram agrees: wearing a mask helps to slow the spread of Coronavirus, especially…

Covid 19

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When Do You Not Have to Wear a Mask?
When Do You Not Have to Wear a Mask?

Jan 14, 2019

The Annual Pledge Drive to Re-Open the Government

The Anne Clark Show Podcast is kicking off 2019 by trying to start a new government through crowdfunding, ’cause why not! While most podcasts this week are probably just talking about the government shutdown, The Anne Clark Show is actually going to do something about it. Check us out on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, Soundcloud, or right here in the player below! We’re collecting pledges with the intention of opening our own government. Like mail? Want roads? Become a sustaining member of our podcast! We just need to raise like, a trillion dollars, and we can get this done! Also, we talk about the Chrysler Building, UCB, Syria, all the serious and potential Democratic presidential candidates, and of course the Bird Box Challenge.

Podcast

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The Annual Pledge Drive to Re-Open the Government
The Annual Pledge Drive to Re-Open the Government

Published in Human Parts

·Apr 23, 2018

Ditch Your Scumbag Friend: A Life Hack for Men Who Want to Be Feminists

Spoiler alert: That guy friend who treats women badly is actually just a bad person — Ever since the debut of my breakthrough and extremely scientific technique The Rock Test, men have flocked to me, begging for insight into how they can become Good. …

Feminism

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Ditch Your Scumbag Friend: A Life Hack for Men Who Want to Be Feminists
Ditch Your Scumbag Friend: A Life Hack for Men Who Want to Be Feminists

Apr 6, 2018

ACTUALLY: Indiana Jones Could Just Be a Woman

ACTUALLY will be an ongoing series where I help confused men understand the world, because it’s like, kind of complicated. Steven Spielberg told reporters earlier this week that he is open to creating a female version of Indiana Jones, saying “We’d have to change the name from Jones to Joan…

Movies

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ACTUALLY: Indiana Jones Could Just Be a Woman
ACTUALLY: Indiana Jones Could Just Be a Woman

Mar 26, 2018

Hollywood Actresses Strongly Deny Biting Beyoncé in the Face

Several Hollywood actresses issued stern denials today that they were the one who bit Beyoncé in the face, following Tiffany Haddish’s recounting of the incident in GQ that led to the singer hiding her face in their selfie. Jennifer Lawrence: I was wearing beautiful Chanel lipstick, you think I would…

Beyonce

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Hollywood Actresses Strongly Deny Biting Beyoncé in the Face
Hollywood Actresses Strongly Deny Biting Beyoncé in the Face

Feb 18, 2018

Anyone Should Be Able to Buy a Gun!

By Sal, the unlicensed hot dog vendor Hey, it’s me! Sal! You know, the guy who sells hot dogs out of the back of my van? And I got some opinions alright. People been talkin a lot about this gun business lately. Sayin crazy shit like that to buy guns…

Guns

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Anyone Should Be Able to Buy a Gun!
Anyone Should Be Able to Buy a Gun!

Dec 18, 2017

This Aliens Thing is a Total Scam

Look, I hate to be this guy, but I was born this guy. On Saturday, the New York Times ran a feature on the Pentagon’s UFO program, and everyone got excited. A completely normal reaction to the news that there might be alien alloys in a building in Las Vegas. …

UFO

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This Aliens Thing is a Total Scam
This Aliens Thing is a Total Scam

Dec 15, 2017

I’m Not Lonely

By Ann Coulter Can’t anyone take a joke anymore? Today on Twitter the left proved their own fragility by completely falling apart over my tweet. While us grownups were just trying to discuss a little thing we like to call tax policy, the precious millennials took a break from calling…

Politics

3 min read

I’m Not Lonely
I’m Not Lonely

Oct 19, 2017

It’s Been A Week

Ideas for things to do to repair a semi-crushed soul. Do you read the news? Has it crushed the small amount of happiness you were able to feel after you saw Wonder Woman? Yeah. …

Humor

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It’s Been A Week
It’s Been A Week

Published in Human Parts

·Oct 9, 2017

The Rock Test: A Hack for Men Who Don’t Want To Be Accused of Sexual Harassment

Are you a man confused on how to treat the women you work with? Do you feel like if you can’t say or do *anything* you don’t know what to say or do at all? Well stress no more! This life hack will have you treating women like people in…

Sexual Assault

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The Rock Test: A Hack for Men Who Don’t Want To Be Accused of Sexual Harassment
The Rock Test: A Hack for Men Who Don’t Want To Be Accused of Sexual Harassment
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