Anne Zinn
Anne Zinn
Jul 28, 2017 · 1 min read

In the old days, I would have to cut this article out and tape it to my fridge, where it would yellow with age along with the Cathy Comics about how bad I feel about eating an entire pie..Damn, girl how did you know I needed this right now? Because you’re a bartender/entrepreneur/cool girl ( who doesn’t need to show her tits) and I want so badly to be as cool as you… ( there goes that insecurity..) I’m currently pursuing a 66 year old fuck boy ( yes, they exist) who rocks my world so hard I’m left dazed and confused for literally days after.. But… I know he’s unavailable , and I know I don’t really want to him to be my man. So I limit the information about my private life as much as possible, I don’t engage on social media with anything to do with him or I, and I try so hard not to reach out first… because deep down I’m so insecure, and worried I’m somehow going to blow it, even though there’s nothing to blow. I don’t know what prompted this column, in your life, maybe the many opportunities for insecure behavior you observe in your Bar tending shifts, but whatever the reason, know that it spoke to me. Now, please write one about how to get full of self esteem and become eminently fuck able . I’ll be looking for that one to put up in the fridge.

    Anne Zinn

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