Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read
Ugh! I dislike Bumble for two reasons: everyone on there looks like they had their pictures done professionally ( which I have not) and I rarely hear back after I’ve matched with someone … perhaps because there are too many photoshopped Patty Perfects on there, that men don’t have the bandwidth to talk to a real 59 year old woman , instead of a pixelated image of a botoxed beauty. I haven’t gotten a dick pick it even been threatened with one… Now in my first 5 minutes on Tinder , I got one , complete with huge sewer can nipples… which I told him he should pierce.
