DeNew Math from De New Administration!
There’s a lot of false news out there. All I ask for is an open mind and the opportunity to share my heart and my new math! I’m letting states set their own high standards and finally putting an end to the federalized Common Core with my helpful suggestions below. Now including extra proficiency and tons of growth!
Story Problems: Frankly, it’s your story that’s the problem. If you’d stick to the facts (stop using decimals, numerals, and counting) and then give all the families in all the zip codes access to quality Jesus, we wouldn’t need to make education great again.
Grouping: We count by millions of dollars. Billions are better, and we don’t need to expound on the specifics right now. Especially not the $200 million my family has collectively given to the GOP, which in no way impacts my appointment or DeCurriculum — except for the millions of people standing in ovation for billions of minutes at a time applauding our new administration!
Multiplication: It’s premature for me to make such a commitment.
Division: No division! We are now one Focused Family. Division is divisive and America is now united! Except Christians get priority. If you disagree with the President, you are welcome to take your old divisive division and divide yourself elsewhere. Besides there is only one side — our children’s side! Plus no division of church and state, so one side. I mean no sides if I’m understanding correctly. One side! No division!
Addition: Add taxpayer dollars into private schools, for-profit charter schools/my own investments, and Jesus schools. Zip up all the codes, Jesus!
Subtraction: Thanks for this question! Let’s subtract all clerical errors about me serving as Vice President for my mother’s foundation for two decades. I can assure you, I have never made donations I mean decisions on my mother’s behalf for the multi-million dollar foundation board. It’s concerning to say the least! Let’s also subtract any educational experience requirements, qualifications, all suspicions of plagiarism, and especially remarks about shooting grizzly bears. I have never believed in that!
Fractions: I think that is a matter that’s best left to the states.
Counting: I support accountability. I support accountability. I support accountability. I support accountability.