The Seal
Sep 3, 2018 · 3 min read

When I was dating, I used to refer to the men I dated by their line of work. I have a friend who labeled them by the town they lived in. It was a cataloging method which helped my friends keep track of all the guys as the revolving door of my dating life turned round and round.
I have dated The Fireman, The Ranger, The Engineer, The Banker, The Geologist, The Australian (because he never did actually have a job), The Painter, The Range Master…

