You know what I can’t get past recently?
Why men want bigger dicks?
Think about it. . .
Pleasure, like power generation requires sub-optimal
Occupation of available manouvre space right?
Sex is impossible without room to
back into for the recoil — I checked!
No pleasure as we know it if the vagina were shallower
Than the penis.
Pistons without expansion room post-combustion
Every engineer’s nightmare
Since the last girl my evenings are shit
You know, devolution into cold-bloodedness
My greatest pleasures however comes from the
Availability of this space for peak energy cycles.
Expansion into what remains
For explorative soul-searching, artistic creativity and leisure
Maybe it’s why medieval penitents tortured
Themselves — what relief rivals the cessation
Of punishment, even self-inflicted?
A woman as a permanent fixture in my life
Is the abnegation of this space for those
Pleasures which are dearest to my temperament
Otherwise occupied as is often the case by pair-bonding.
I think this is why I enjoy you so much; from each
Thrust I can complete clear your shores in preparation for
The next wave. I can almost un-know you fully
Isn’t this also why Jesus asks the rich man to give
His wealth to the poor? Who, of necessity have the
Longest stroke of any for the pleasures it can procure?
For maximization of human happiness we could
Convulse humanity — the universe, in orgasmic pulsations
If we’d lift all the poor from poverty!
There was thread in the machine — now
Our two layers are held by the needles travel path
alone, fucking pathetic!
TL;DR A big dick means no closet sex — who wants that?
P.S None of this if I’d gotten laid last night!