I am watching your lips move. You drink from a large glass bottle. There are wooden ships inside the bottle. You put those ships in there a long time ago. By now I know everything about you. I know that the next word out of your mouth will be pomegranates. You say it as loudly as you can, but I might not be listening.
I take pictures of some objects hiding near my bed. My phone looks up at me. There was that one time you told me that my phone looked old & vengeful. I told you it ate other phones, smaller & weaker phones. Sometimes I look at my phone & it gets real quiet & dreams about dying & turning into a small black rock.
I put a cake in your mailbox. A small bone is baked into the center. You tell me you really appreciate the gesture. I think you’re probably lying. It’s something about the way your face peels from you & flies into the air. We blow out all the candles. You remind me that your birthday was actually two months ago. I fill my mouth with the leftover candles & climb into a tree.
You have decided to start a new life inside an old tree. You tell me it has character, compare it to an abandoned hotel like in the movies. Sometimes I wander through the woods & people take my picture. I carry an axe. My body is covered in other people’s hair. The pictures are all blurry but show up in the tabloids. You fly away to older, more hollowed trees. I become an urban legend somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.
Every day now I eat my lunch by the side of a river. My legs look like sticks & I bury them under the water. It is cold in there. There are little fish swimming in endless circles. I am confident that if I wait long enough they will come up to me & their teeth will pick my toes clean.
They will smile politely but not say much. They will put the water in their pockets & start walking along the beach.
originally published in Have You Seen My Whale #5
Bob Schofield is just some guy that writes things & draws pictures & makes comics. He likes what words and pictures do. He want to be a ghostly presence in your life.
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