My kids are terrible at knock knock jokes
How can you be bad at knock knock jokes? They’re the simplest form of joke on the planet.
And yet, my kids are.
I loved knock knock jokes when I was little. I had a bunch of books and I spent hours reading and memorizing them.
Luke, I’m standing on my head!
My kids don’t do this. They just make things up. And from an avant-garde/dadaist sort of view, they’re probably brilliant, but they’re horrible to a purist like me.
I pooped on your head!
What is that?!? That doesn’t work at all.
Luckily their appreciation of physical and absurdist humor is solid and they love sarcasm and wield expertly.
I guess you just can’t win every parenting award.