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How To Win Friends And Influence People, According To My Three-Year-Old Niece

Anyone with half a heart — and half an ear — will ask why you’re crying.

Sep 27, 2020

How To Win Friends And Influence People, According To My Three-Year-Old Niece

Sep 27, 2020

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Greener Pastures Magazine

An Inclusion Statement From The Future Most Diverse Corporation On Earth

You could not possibly be more inclusive than we are.

Aug 28, 2020

An Inclusion Statement From The Future Most Diverse Corporation On Earth

Aug 28, 2020

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Hey Neighbor, I Just Bought A Trombone

Maybe you want to join my polygamous trombone-related cult?

Aug 26, 2020

Hey Neighbor, I Just Bought A Trombone

Aug 26, 2020

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Thoughts And Ideas

Become A Small Talk Ninja In 5 Minutes

Be a better conversationalist with 4 basic principles.

Jul 29, 2020

Become A Small Talk Ninja In 5 Minutes

Jul 29, 2020

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The Haven

A Letter To The Nigerian Prince That Will Split His $10 Million Inheritance With Me

I am finally ready for the money transfer.

Jun 5, 2020

A Letter To The Nigerian Prince That Will Split His $10 Million Inheritance With Me

Jun 5, 2020

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The Haven

Totally Reasonable Terms and Conditions For Your Time Machine

I confirm that I have read and understood the Terms and Conditions.

Apr 27, 2020

Totally Reasonable Terms and Conditions For Your Time Machine

Apr 27, 2020

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Slackjaw

Types Of Vegetarianism Based On Level Of Self-Righteousness

As seen from the eyes of an all-round-balanced-diet eater.

Apr 20, 2020

Types Of Vegetarianism Based On Level Of Self-Righteousness

Apr 20, 2020

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MuddyUm

Time of Death: The Kickstarter Project Dying To Be Funded

Death is unavoidable. Time of Death is relative.

Apr 13, 2020

Time of Death: The Kickstarter Project Dying To Be Funded

Apr 13, 2020

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The Haven

Totally Fake Virtual Reality Games That Could Have Been Real

They are like reality. Really.

Apr 8, 2020

Totally Fake Virtual Reality Games That Could Have Been Real

Apr 8, 2020

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Slackjaw

I Am A Plantaholic In Recovery And I Am 6 Weeks Clean

My plant addiction destroyed my life. But I uprooted it once and for all.

Apr 5, 2020

I Am A Plantaholic In Recovery And I Am 6 Weeks Clean

Apr 5, 2020

Thanos Antoniou

Thanos Antoniou

Socially awkward humorist. Awkwardly social hermit. Allergic to anchovies and artichokes. Words at http://thanosantoniou.com .

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