Bicyclists think they own the road since the new law of 3 feet distance from a rider when being…
Gernot Trolf

“if one of 'em two-wheeled motherfuckers scratch my baby here, I’m taking this shit here to court”

Ok — first, breathe — repeat after me. “Cyclists are friends, not food.”

Real talk, your entire attitude stinks of some bullshit car bourgeoisie. Cyclists are rightful occupiers of the road — they’re not out to get you or your lovely paint job.

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