~~~The Untold Tale Of The Penguin — Nun War Of 1639~~~

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Tensions Mounted In 1639 Between The Penguins & Nun's Over Similarities In Their Wardrobes. At First The Penguins Considered Changing Their Attire But That Was Short Lived. It Was Decided That Only One Side Could Live To Sport The Penguin Outfit!
At first, The Penguins Ferocity Was An Equal Match Against The Nun's Larger Size!!!!
But This Advantage Was Short Lived As The Nun's Rage Increased.
Many Penguins Were Lost , Some Being Tossed For Yardage!
But That's Not To Say That The Occasional Nun Didn't Suffer The Same Fate!
Sensing Their Losses, The Penguins Tried To Turn The Tides By Mounting Their Trusty Steeds!
But The God Squad Burst Through The Penguins Offensive Wall of Walri.
It Appeared That This Bloody Back & Forth Series Of Gain's & Losses Would Continue For Months!
All Of A Sudden, Out Of The Heavens Appears Jesus Saying " What In The Actual Hell Is Going On Here?" Both Sides Ceased Fire & Bowed Because, Well ....Jesus!!!
Jesus Then Sayeth Into Thee " Fight Not For I Come Bearing Winr"
So Everyone Stopped Fighting & Drank With Their Neighbors Because, Well... Free Booze!!!
So The Penguins & Nun's Dranketh & Becameth Merry Amongst One Another! It Was Decided Then That Both Sides Would Live In Peace Amongst One Another & Assimilate.
9 Months Later The first Peng-Nun Was Born!
This Marked The End Of Centuries Of Hatred, Bloodshed & War. A New Dawn Was Upon The Two Nations , Peace , Love & Prosperity Was On The Horizon!
Now Days The Two Sides Live Peaceful But Separate Lives. If You Were To Ask Either One Of Them About The War They Would Both Deny The Conflict Ever Occured.

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~~~Shapeshifter32~~~

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