This Week of #LiberalQuotes

Here are some of my favorite #LiberalQuotes from this week. It’s a special “Science Edition” brought to you by “real” Liberals. It took me way less time than it should have to compile this list. Enjoy!

“They will never accept that climate is changing. Never.” Whoa, dark. And to think, 39 other human beings “liked” this.

I’ll bet that 100% of people believe that the climate is changing. It always has and always will. The problem comes when you try to tell me WHY it’s happening, if it’s a big deal, and WHAT (if anything) can we do about it. That’s the beef.

“This is not an opinion issue. You don’t get to have an opinion about whether the moon is made of cheese, or whether the earth is 6,000 years old. And you don’t get to have an opinion about whether climate change is happening.”

All I keep hearing is “You don’t get to have an opinion”. I’ll admit it, some opinions are ‘more stupider’ than others, but I don’t ever remember someone so blatantly arrogant as to say “You don’t get to have an opinion about X.” Science is NEVER settled. There were probably hundreds, if not thousands, who thought they had figured things out, only to be proven wrong by the next scientists to come along.

Well I’m no mathematician…

Don’t you mean “I couldn’t care less”?

Wait, check the science, from where? The guh… g… government charts that you could care less about?

Again, I’m no mathematician. Thanks, Central Texas Liberals and Progressives for your insightful comment. All 7 of you Texan Liberals must have collaborated on that comment.

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In a rare turn of events, this liberal is going after the mothership for not being liberal enough. By the way, “your highness” and “your worship” are what he prefers to be called. Get with the program, yo.

My clicker finger literally got tired from editing this foul post. But, alas, it is VERY typical of the left’s tactics. If you don’t like abortions don’t get one. If you don’t want to bake a cake for a gay wedding, don’t go into business in the first place. It’s all very simple, see? If you want a gun, just don’t get one. Problems solved.

And last, but not least, a liberal in its natural habitat. All of the rest are from one person. He must have a lot of time on his hands…

*Not sure if talking about about weight loss or climate change*

I deny science/fact every time I consume Diet Dr. Pepper. There, I said it.

I hate to say it, but scientists are capable of the same flaws as other human beings. Pride. Fame. Fortune. Accomplishment. The draws of human corruption (evil laugh). If they have to “doctor” the data a little, no biggie.

Like the anti-vaccination science by Andrew Wakefield or the study about ulcers and stress or even theories by Einstein, Darwin, and Kelvin that were bonkers or this one or this one or here or here.

And don’t even get me started on dinosaurs. Or Pluto. My childhood was all a lie. Thanks, science.

This one I actually agree with. But… can a belief be even more powerful than a fact? That is indeed the question, my young padawan.