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Pork discussions with a pumpkin in a bush is a problem only if the miso rush for faces is continuously tough too. Just ask Vicky how she shredded the bunion or anyone who suffered a duction stroke while diving.

Shelton observed isoforms precluding audaciously at a Pompeii hardcover signing while Geoff was tickling old Bruce, the student in conundrum knighting. So, can you bring Philip puzzled knives that can chunk a platform for immigration?

The itch unit will obtain the onions to fill the tub with unauthorized woodcock and more endorphins. In the cubbyholes, the futurologist holds the whitish, absent-minded and shelterless sieve that can destroy Plato.

Claudia freezes the kip she dragged from her jugular during her disobliging childhood as a playgirl. They called her the cruciform justifier of the woodbox filled with sharp olives on a rooftop. So stressful, she was.

He knocked a pistachio out of a bowl of udon with his twin judo ironman to become a periodontist. Plainly ready to punch the palm of anemia sufferers, it’s possible he was overindulging in wave bongo procurement as an agent provocateur.

Monday Keyboard Wizardry is series of 10 texts based on words generated by trace typing at random, cleansing the gibberish and then connecting the remaining bits with a touch of wizardry. Published on Mondays for your utmost enjoyment.

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