Bait Trucks for Patriots
BAIT TRUCKS ARE tractor trailors which blare the National Anthem and draw the attention of white people in need of patriotism. Inside the bait trucks are various propaganda about black people receiving corporate sponsorships for protesting US troops, flags, and Americana in general. It has led to whites enmasse boycotting several United States companies.
Not even trillion dollar company Apple has been spared, losing 20 percent of its market value in one day - an estimated 200 billion dollars. The company has had to cease its operations in the Congo where it employs child labor to mine precious minerals essential to iPhone development. Despite an over abundance of Natural Resources the area has been plagued by war and extreme poverty. Bait trucks have changed life in the Congo, "When whites began burning their iPhones and stopped buying them the CIA left. We elected our own leaders and nationalized everything" stated one Congolese diplomat.
Fred Stone and Wilma Stone of Olathe, Kansas no longer wear shoes since they encountered a bait truck one year ago. "We were already not buying anything made in China. We just dont like Chinese." Fred called his wife Wilma into the room, "Then we found out that black quarterback, where's he from Wilma?"
"Gaytown"
"Thats him - was Nikes new president- I just don't buy shoes anymore."
Wilma added, "When we found out Exxon supported protesting the anthem we stopped buying gas as well"
"Most of the towns flat," Fred added. "We cut out a hole in the bottom of our Ford truck and just run around bare foot."
That is the scene all over the country as bait trucks threaten to put much of the U.S. back into the stone age. Some areas of the country are more hopeful, "I like the protests so when the companies values started to decline I began buying stock" stated Jackson Jillpimts.
In response to the decline in stock prices, many of the companies have released statements saying they do not support black progressive causes and that they are just as exploitative as they have ever been. They insist the bait trucks are filled with lies and propaganda.
Nike still sponsors the NFL. Apple has made it clear they will return to the Congo as soon as demand returns. Some airlines have even released video of black people being dragged off their planes. In a press conference called by the Federal Chamber of Commerce , a spokesperson commented "Leaders of the business community want to assure American consumers we are as exploitative and racist as ever."
To Jillpimts this is immaterial "I believe the stocks will recover because blacks have buying power. It has nothing to do with companies profiteering off exploitative models." Jillpimts is a part of a middle class contingent of the African American community that believes they can prove to "good whites" that African Americans are worthy of white confidence and care. "When Black Panther broke movie going records that was a proud day for all African-Americans. We showed Disney we are valuable"
Many good whites are torn, however. "Something just doesn't sit right with me about companies with horrible human rights reputations co-opting resistance movements." Marshall Presley said in an email message. "Sent by iPhone" scrawled across the bottom.
The position many good whites have taken as regards the morality of buying stock in companies with questionable business practices is upsetting to Jillpimts, "Should I sell my stock? One second" Jilpimpts typed on his laptop keyboard, "Sold!"
Other good whites who are activists have even been accused of releasing false statements on behalf of truly progressive companies distancing the company from their progressive causes. "Everyone benefits from a healthy economy. Culture and belief systems should be destroyed or exploited to further that end. If there is a mainstream racist culture in the US, it should be comodified like everything else. We dont believe blacks can carry the US economy so support for their causes is inefficient" stated Grant Difah.
After learning Difahs position, Jillpimts asked "Should I buy back my stock? Why is pleasing whites so hard? Im so confused."
On the other hand, Mr. and Mrs. Stone are confused about nothing including why they have bunyons on their feet. "It hurts to be principled, " said Mr. and Mrs. Stone in unison, "If it dont hurt, its not principled"