ARTDJGSPIT TIPS FOOD DOOFSpit tips food doof Is all there is to say When you stand there all aloof Without a thought to payJul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGCake Oil SalesmanI’ll sell you half a birthday cake it’s only used a bit Its icing can be axle grease it sure does do the trick To keep my truck a’ going…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGEating Bread With FredEating bread With a guy named Fred Out on a city stoop We gained street cred There was no butter There was no jam Just a single slice of…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGSpring in Your StomachSpring rain wind blows Only truths to expose All those shut-in soups and sandwiches Pressed against my clothesJul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGLunch on FeetLife’s so sweet when there’s lunch on your feet Loaves of bread loafers aren’t just for jokers Potatoes for shoes they make good canoes You…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGForecasting With a Side of BeefHe drew a cloud of weather It looked more of cowboy hat Marker morphed it into sweater Then an anvil that went splat On a cow below now…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGFood PyramidCat swallowed bird Cat felt superb Tripped and fell in man’s mouth Man swallowed both south Man unwrapped a sucker To better the course…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGFollow Your NoseThe bathroom smells of high school spaghetti Old math text books wet party confetti Not far off the page of an old comic book Still not so…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGMy Bag My BadChecking on the leveling of a quart of soup You may think it’s a purse dog inside a coop How arrogant of me to think you will gawk I’m no…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
ARTDJGDining SoloYou would not think you were okay If you awoke with no arms one day And as you uncovered you’d have no feet No legs no thighs no face no…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
