drinks

j. tannery
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read

I JUST LOVE THESE

VERY BITTER

FIZZY DRINKS!

IM JUST SLAMMIN EM

N BURPIN EM

HOW MANY CAN I GUZZLE

BEFORE I EXPLODE?

IS THERE A LIMIT

AND IF SO CAN SOMEONE TELL ME

BECAUSE I’M BEGINNING TO EXPECT

THAT THERE IS NO LIMIT

TO HOW MANY

I CAN SLAM

AND WILL SLAM

OF THESE NEARLY TASTELESS DRINKS

THAT I DO ENJOY

SO MUCH!

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