Foil the cool
We’re really good at social media. Like, really good at #it.
You see, we read about it.
We read some of the do’s, and more of the DON’Ts.
…and most of our do’s are all of the DON’Ts…
We tweet, delete, retweet, and repeat
Our unfunny snaps fall flat at your feet
And while at first disconcerting,
Now we are learning…
It’s likely these rules, yes, they make us the fool,
But also, you see, we help you look cool.
So, thank you for sharing, but we can’t take your DON’Ts
We’ll hold onto our will while you keep your won’ts.