Enjoyed very much reading the part of explaining your type pairings and case study. This article is worth spending and I’d love to share it by writing translated one for Japanese, if I may. :)
Like the waitresses at Hooters are distracting you from the fact that you’re eating mediocre wings, and the bedazzling on those Buckle jeans is obscuring your sagging rear end.
It’s interesting that someone knows much about typography often draws an unique metaphor, by the way.