I'm in everything for the laughs.
Meanwhile, in another universe, where Arnab Goswami’s Republic is now the major news corporation in the world, verily displaying its monopolistic position by using Hindi headlines ever so often; today’s breaking story:
Judas 2.0 OR Another day in life
As we walked to Jerusalem,
The men, they shaved often,
And I sold them the alum,
To make their skin soften.
Outside Jerusalem, bright and sunny,
Butterflies it seems,
Lead a double life,
Among flowers and leaves,
And as gentle knives,