When Liz Met Dick
Dick was Anthony to her
Cleopatra — theatrically
gripping his coffee cup,
playing at shaky hands.
She thought he was all theatre.
She: all Hollywood to him.
He made her laugh so hard
she smudged Cleopatra’s
Kohl eyeliner.
Dick had a wife back home,
Dick had a Copacabana dancer
waiting for him back at his hotel.
She had a husband, and little Liza,
sitting on Dick’s lap, pig-tailed,
white cotton dress.
Liz was cleavage draped in
silk. He, a hero in a leopard dress.
“Only the most real, true men
can get away with wearing skirts”,
she told him, toying playfully
with a lock of her hair.
One on screen kiss silenced
all back and forth banter.
Rome, so far from Eddie Fisher.
The Pope called it erotic vagrancy.
Still, the show went on. Fanfare,
charioteers, butch warriors,
pyramids, a thousand white
doves. Liz and Dick atop
Arabian horses, both
in gold robes, brooding
over a fake desert.
Later, in a pink Cadillac out back
between takes: the deal, sealed.