If you see Gwasuwon ramen noodles, throw it away and call FBI immediately
If you see Gwasuwon ramen noodles, throw it away and call FBI immediately.
I don’t know if you’ve seen the recall alerts on TV. It looks like a public health alert, but it’s not. If you call in to inform them, it’s not the FDA people who will come down, but the police and emergency services. I know because I was there when the first breakout occurred. Michigan was ground zero. They came down with police trucks, biohazard suits and ambulances. First, they took the students away. Then the FBI got involved. And they took Jenny and all her boxes away too. Or was it the other way round? I am not sure. My memory is fuzzy these days. I have to write it down before I go aw — before I forget.
But I am getting ahead of myself.
I’m an undergraduate student in Michigan. I stay on campus at school and I have — had a roommate called Jenny. She majored in architecture and she was an instant noodles fanatic. And when I say fanatic, I really mean fanatic.
She ate only ramen. She’ll have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I never saw her eat anything else. She might add an egg or some frozen peas and carrots. But that’s about it. But that doesn’t mean she shies away from experimenting with her food. Once I saw her pour boiling hot coffee into her cup noodles…
