Bay Area Technology Companies Purchase Used Orcas as Seaworld Ends Whale Performances

Orcas Preparing For Transport To Silicon Valley

Google plans to augment office sleep pods with orca chambers for relaxation. Each sleep pod will feature a single orca, separated from its family and held in isolation. This process expands the attachment needs of the orca, placing it in the ideal state of mind to entertain and soothe overworked stimulant addicts at the large tech company.

This piece is satire. The image is taken from The Onion, which I hope they do not mind.