Dan gagliardiSame nameSomething unusual happened today. I met someone with the same name as me.May 10, 20183May 10, 20183
Dan gagliardiMy perfect day offMany people throughout history have wondered what they’d do if they had a day off. Unfortunately for them, the concept of “day off” is a…Jul 8, 2017Jul 8, 2017
Dan gagliardiRe: your request to name the soldier in the tomb of the unknown soldierDear Patron,Jul 8, 2017Jul 8, 2017
Dan gagliardiI’ve lost my edge!I’ve lost my edge! Rats, it’s true. My edge, my perfect little edge, that which made me, “Me,” is gone!Jul 8, 2017Jul 8, 2017
Dan gagliardiSeems like Christmas starts earlier each yearIs it just me, or does it seem like Christmas comes earlier each year? When I was a kid, Christmas was December 25, period. Santa would…Jul 8, 2017Jul 8, 2017
Dan gagliardiRecurring fantasies, vol. iiThese are the fantasies that haunt me:Jul 8, 2017Jul 8, 2017
Dan gagliardiHow to Have “The Talk” With Your Kids Without Letting Them Forget They’ll Never Be Better At Sex…When I have a child of my own, and when my child is old enough, I will give them “the talk.” We will sit in the living room and I will…Aug 13, 2016Aug 13, 2016
Dan gagliardiMy favorite lines from THE BOONDOCK SAINTSFather O’Hallahan: What’s on your mind, son? Mickey: I keep thinking about Frankie. He didn’t have to die. Father O’Hallahan: Everyone has…Aug 8, 2016Aug 8, 2016
Dan gagliardiBill Burr’s Caitlyn Jenner remarks, after six months of thinking about them, as they relate to…A few disclaimers:Feb 4, 2016Feb 4, 2016
