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Mege Gardner

Mege Gardner

Not Rats, Not Boys

A highlight of our family vacation was a guessing game wherein the above title was a winning clue for “Of Mice and Men.” It may or may not…

Aug 23, 2019

Not Rats, Not Boys

Aug 23, 2019

Mege Gardner

Because of the Sadness

It’s been a rough week and I didn’t know why. Now I do.

May 23, 2019

Because of the Sadness

May 23, 2019

Mege Gardner

My Hometown Murder Was Horrible

University Park, Maryland, 1994

Oct 26, 2018

My Hometown Murder Was Horrible

Oct 26, 2018

Mege Gardner

Getting Fired

[excerpt from my novel, Routine Miseries of a Replacement Baby]

Oct 9, 2018

Getting Fired

Oct 9, 2018

Mege Gardner

Me Too Also

[excerpt from my novel, Routine Miseries of a Replacement Baby]

Aug 13, 2018

Me Too Also

Aug 13, 2018

Mege Gardner

What can I do about my dry eyes?

I’m sorry to have to welcome you to the old people club.

Jun 27, 2018

What can I do about my dry eyes?

Jun 27, 2018

Mege Gardner

Update: Living with a Dolt45 Supporter

People most often ask me why I do it (see here), but they really want to know how I stop myself from packing my bags. I am packing my bags…

Jun 13, 2018

Update: Living with a Dolt45 Supporter

Jun 13, 2018

Mege Gardner

How can I get rid of burning resentment?

First, make sure it’s resentment. My method should work with most flavors of resentment, envy or garden variety hostility. It will not help…

May 9, 2018

How can I get rid of burning resentment?

May 9, 2018

Mege Gardner

Should I try the Curly Girl Method?

Since so many of you kids are tackling important decisions and pressing questions, it just may be time to dip into the topic that is least…

Apr 27, 2018

Should I try the Curly Girl Method?

Apr 27, 2018

Mege Gardner

What if my underwear falls off in public?

Why are you worrying about your underwear? Modern underwear, even the most inexpensive stuff, is not likely to just give up and leave you…

Apr 20, 2018

What if my underwear falls off in public?

Apr 20, 2018

Mege Gardner

Mege Gardner

mom of six. novelist. salon.com once. humor, essays, terrible comics. tweet @MegeGardner with questions. blog.askyermom.com for answers.

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