Top 5 Food Spots at Walt Disney World to Get Chicken Strips
This post is satire and accounts in this story are made up.
We surveyed 200 six years old we met in line, at Tomorrowland Speedway ride in Magic Kingdom, to ask them their favorite spot to get chicken strips. This could be the fumes from the speedway talking, but here are the results.
Number 5: Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Café at Magic Kingdom — Brendon from Texas said the reason this place makes one of the best chicken strips is that it’s always warm and they have honey mustard. Brendon went on to explain how he mixes it with ranch dressing, but it was to graphic for this story.
Number 4: Backlot Express at Hollywood Studios — Harper from Ohio thinks the reason this place would make the top of anyone’s list was the size of the strips varied enough you can easily decide what order to eat the chicken strips. Interesting, and not something I would of picked up on, but thank you Harper!
Number 3: End Zone Food Court at All-Star Sports Resort — Zander from Vermont put it best when he named this resort’s chicken strips the best in all of Walt Disney World. He believes it’s because of the atmosphere. “The complete chaos of families feeding reminds me of my elementary school lunch room” said Zander. Sometimes familiarity just makes food taste better.
Number 2: Connection Eatery at EPCOT — Drew from Colorado put this place at the tops of his list not because the strips were the best, but because they have multiple sides, and you don’t have to get fries. Though Drew ignored the question of best chicken strips at Walt Disney World we would have to agree with him that everything is better with multiple choices.
Number 1: Restaurantosaurus at Animal Kingdom —This was the overwhelming favorite and top our list of best chicken strips at Walt Disney World for a surprising reason. “I like the chicken strips at Restuarantosaurus because they have nuggets which everyone knows is better than strips” said Sarah from North Carolina.
There you have it, the masses have decided the best chicken strips at Walt Disney World. If your in the mood for this fan favorite and are in one of these places at Disney World you now know where to go.
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