Asterios KokkinosI Asked Listeners To Shill My Patreon During Thanksgiving PrayersThis Thanksgiving, I said I’d send a free book to anyone who gave thanks for patreon.com/asterios during family diner. It did NOT go well!Nov 23, 2018Nov 23, 2018
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyThe Fact That Hillary Secretly Murdered Dozens Shows She’s Ready To LeadAs a longtime fan of both /r/The_Donald AND /r/hillaryforprison, I’m privy to exclusive knowledge about Hillary Clinton. Her secret lesbian…Oct 2, 2016Oct 2, 2016
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyWhy Is Our Newspaper Entirely Devoted To Our Paperboy?Dear Chief, When I took a staff job at The Daily Sun, I did it with the understanding that there’d be a few changes around here. Deeper…Oct 2, 2016Oct 2, 2016
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabySix Things Donald Trump Could Say and Still Get ElectedOriginally published in Paste Magazine, August ‘16Oct 2, 2016Oct 2, 2016
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyYou are Now Living at Mad TVOriginally published in Paste Magazine, September ‘16Oct 2, 2016Oct 2, 2016
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyZagat’s Guide to Poor Person EatingLong known for being the world’s premiere guide for people who can afford food, Zagat’s has recently expanded to the regular, or “poor”…May 13, 2016May 13, 2016
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyTop 9 Huffington Post Wardrobe Malfunction HeadlinesOriginally published at thehiggsweldon.com.May 13, 2016May 13, 2016
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyThe All-New Horsemen Of The Apocalypse!The four horsemen of the apocalypse are SO 33 AD. Here’s a fresh update for today’s edgy, millennial audience!May 13, 20162May 13, 20162
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyBack End Web Programmer Familiar with MagentoA few years back, I saw an ad looking for a back end web programmer familiar with Magento. I responded as Scott Summers. Here’s what…May 13, 2016May 13, 2016
Asterios KokkinosinPresident BabyA Closed Letter To Donald TrumpDear Mr. Trump…Apr 28, 2016Apr 28, 2016
