atlsportscholarPhuck PhiladelphiaAh, Opening Day, the true onset of spring. The birds are singing in the skies, the pollen is stinging in your eyes, the planet is being…Mar 28, 2019Mar 28, 2019
atlsportscholarDo Not Pull For The Stupid Fucking Mets(originally written October 28th, 2015)Sep 18, 2018Sep 18, 2018
atlsportscholarThe Giants Are Trash and I Hate Them(Holy shit, the Braves are in first place! It’s been a while since they were good enough for the games to actually feel significant and…May 4, 2018May 4, 2018
atlsportscholarShut the fuck up, RepublicansToday, a murderous horde of white supremacists marched through Charlottesville, Virginia, to hold a protest rally in which they could spew…Aug 13, 2017Aug 13, 2017
atlsportscholarSoccer is dumbYou fools. You poor, sad, pathetic, masochistic fools.Mar 6, 2017Mar 6, 2017
atlsportscholarA belated shout-out to Turner Field(Written on October 2nd, 2016)Feb 13, 20171Feb 13, 20171
atlsportscholarFuck the PatriotsYou may or may not have heard that the MOTHERFUCKING NFC CHAMPION ATLANTA FALCONS™ are playing in the Super Bowl. If you hadn’t heard, then…Feb 5, 2017Feb 5, 2017
atlsportscholarUGA and Tech *BOTH* suck. You all suck.Oh my God, I thought this past month was awful because of the collapse of American democracy and Black Friday stampedes and already hearing…Nov 26, 2016Nov 26, 2016
