Audrey ClarkinMuddyUmOur Adorable Dog Mayor Is Actually Kind Of A FascistIn retrospect, we never should have let her outlaw cats·5 min read·Dec 30, 2022--1--1
Audrey ClarkinMuddyUmOur Rankings for the 2022 Santa’s Reindeer DraftRudolph’s out, so who will take his place?·3 min read·Dec 23, 2022--2--2
Audrey ClarkinThe Belladonna ComedyIs it Too Late for Me to Vote in the Midterms?Every vote should count, even the ones that weren’t submitted on time.·3 min read·Dec 20, 2022----
Audrey ClarkinMuddyUmI’m at a Vacation Resort with Kanye’s Publicist, and She Has No IdeaShould I tell her? I should probably tell her, right?·3 min read·Dec 12, 2022--2--2
Audrey ClarkinGreener Pastures MagazineDove Presents Their Latest Breakthrough: Your Boyfriend’s SkinClean, clear, and beautiful skin! Shame it’s attached to your boyfriend·3 min read·Dec 8, 2022--2--2
Audrey ClarkinFrazzledHow to Figure Out Which of Your Twins is the Evil OneYou’re gonna want to work it out before they learn how to use knives·3 min read·Dec 6, 2022----
Audrey ClarkinMuddyUmMy New Invention Will Revolutionize GloryholesIt’s a brilliant idea, and it’s not for perverts·5 min read·Dec 5, 2022--1--1
Audrey ClarkinJane Austen’s WastebasketReasons I Got Kicked Out of the BandFor those who aren’t allowed to rock, we salute you·2 min read·Dec 5, 2022--5--5
Audrey ClarkinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m The Raven, and I Specifically Asked You Not to Quoth Me on ThatNot cool, Poe·3 min read·Nov 7, 2022--1--1
Audrey ClarkinSlackjawThe Wiggles Teach Kids About The Seven Deadly SinsIt’s a Wiggly Party, and everybody’s in eternal torment!·4 min read·May 16, 2022----