Audrey FarnsworthI DID NOT WATCH THE FILM “MOONFALL” BUT I DID WATCH THE TRAILERI reviewed the “Moonfall” trailer line by line because after watching the trailer, there was an earthquake inside of my skull and the only…Apr 26, 2022Apr 26, 2022
Audrey FarnsworthThe ACTUAL AND REAL Story Behind How a Bat Became “Bird of the Year 2021”This week it was announced that a bat was named “Bird of the Year.” Here’s how that happened.Nov 3, 2021Nov 3, 2021
Audrey FarnsworthMy COVID Depression Would Like to Give a Little Press ConferenceMy COVID DEPRESSION approaches the podium. It’s disguised as me, Audrey, the person.Aug 27, 2021Aug 27, 2021
Audrey Farnsworthgodzilla’s lawyer, who is me, takes the movie “godzilla vs. kong” itself to courtonce again, i have arrived to dump all of my feelings about the lizard movie into a document. as you absolutely recall, i took to the…Aug 23, 2021Aug 23, 2021
Audrey Farnsworthgodzilla’s PR addresses the media after the release of the “godzilla vs. kong” traileri’ve decided that every time they release a trailer for godzilla vs kong, i’ll probably need to get my emotions out through writing a blurb…Aug 23, 2021Aug 23, 2021