August EdwardsDear Diary;Today as I was driving to the Dollar General I passed a 1955 Porsche 550 Spyder in my 2006 Dodge Caravan on the freeway. I passed it fair…Jan 6, 2017Jan 6, 2017
August EdwardsMy Sweet;I have found everlasting happiness in falling in love with you. I’ve found satisfaction better than what any meal provides, warmth more…Jan 4, 2017Jan 4, 2017
August EdwardsStop playing your stupid guitar.I scream this out my window to the dude outside who is certainly not “rockin like a hurricane.” Stop playing your stupid guitar.Sep 3, 20161Sep 3, 20161
August EdwardsOde to the Empty Bottle of Shampoo Still Sitting in My ShowerI know I should rid my shower of it But like so many other empty things in my life I forget it is empty. Sand from my hair circles down the…Aug 5, 2016Aug 5, 2016
August EdwardsPair of SockI am not one to take off my socks before the very end of the day.Aug 2, 2016Aug 2, 2016
August EdwardsDucking AroundA rubber duck is the most delightful piece of nothingness.Jul 31, 20161Jul 31, 20161
August EdwardsWHY I AM SO EXCITED FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!I have this big romantic idea that Valentine’s Day, 2017, will be a spectacular fantastic marvelous day. I am so excited.Jul 30, 2016Jul 30, 2016
August EdwardsFluridaYou will never catch me in Florida. I would rather swim in a pool of my grandfather’s sweat. I would rather use a centipede nest as a…Jul 27, 20161Jul 27, 20161