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August Edwards

August Edwards

Dear Diary;

Today as I was driving to the Dollar General I passed a 1955 Porsche 550 Spyder in my 2006 Dodge Caravan on the freeway. I passed it fair…

Jan 6, 2017

Jan 6, 2017

August Edwards

My Sweet;

I have found everlasting happiness in falling in love with you. I’ve found satisfaction better than what any meal provides, warmth more…

Jan 4, 2017

Jan 4, 2017

August Edwards

Stop playing your stupid guitar.

I scream this out my window to the dude outside who is certainly not “rockin like a hurricane.” Stop playing your stupid guitar.

Sep 3, 2016

Sep 3, 2016

August Edwards

BADbye

It’s not a goodbye, it’s only a see-you-later.

Aug 14, 2016

Aug 14, 2016

August Edwards

Chocolate

I am an indulgent motherfucker.

Aug 10, 2016

Aug 10, 2016

August Edwards

Ode to the Empty Bottle of Shampoo Still Sitting in My Shower

I know I should rid my shower of it But like so many other empty things in my life I forget it is empty. Sand from my hair circles down the…

Aug 5, 2016

Aug 5, 2016

August Edwards

Pair of Sock

I am not one to take off my socks before the very end of the day.

Aug 2, 2016

Aug 2, 2016

August Edwards

Ducking Around

A rubber duck is the most delightful piece of nothingness.

Jul 31, 2016

Jul 31, 2016

August Edwards

WHY I AM SO EXCITED FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!

I have this big romantic idea that Valentine’s Day, 2017, will be a spectacular fantastic marvelous day. I am so excited.

Jul 30, 2016

Jul 30, 2016

August Edwards

Flurida

You will never catch me in Florida. I would rather swim in a pool of my grandfather’s sweat. I would rather use a centipede nest as a…

Jul 27, 2016

Jul 27, 2016

August Edwards

August Edwards

“These are really the thoughts of all men in all ages and lands, they are not original with me.” Walt Whitman

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