I always have trouble naming people so I started using a random name generator.
Jon E. H. Burton

I will admit to using a generator from time to time myself. For this story it will be a great fit. I will also have to name the place and the streets this time though. Luckily I don’t need to be too original for those. People are hardly ever original naming places. It’s the only way to explain how we ended up with a “Newfoundland” — accurate, but not very imaginative.

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