This story is unavailable.

You’re not being cynical enough here, this story was based on a particularly foul piece of “research” by a guy who had planned to launch a venture on the back of an MMR vaccination scare that would profit from new medical tests. The nonsense you mention here is nothing but a very elaborate get-rich-quick-scheme.

Like what you read? Give Aura Wilming a round of applause.

From a quick cheer to a standing ovation, clap to show how much you enjoyed this story.