#AusPol Koan 88
Donald had recently become a powerful emporer in a foreign land. Donald had been a real estate tycoon and a reality TV star before he became emperor. Many questioned the circumstances in which Donald had become emperor; some said he unlawfully used powerful black magic from a village called “Russia” to become emperor.
One day, Donald was tending to his garden when a band of miscreants surrounded him.
“You used Russian black magic to become emperor!” One whispered.
“You said you’d drain the swamp, but you are the swamp!” Said another.
“You want to deny healthcare to millions while you fill the coffers of your friends!” Cried one more.
“Obama had a bigger innauguration crowd than you!” they said in unison.
Donald knew they were testing him and asked them:
“The heart is like a garden, it can grow compassion or fear, resentment or love. What seeds will you grow in yours?”
With these words the miscreants understood the full force of Donald’s majestic humanity, his boundless capacity for benevolence and altruism. All achieved enlightenment and committed to purchasing cable subscriptions to Fox News.
