Sounds like your primary love language is physical touch. Which is as tricky to master on your own as is mine, quality time. Thinking about it, all five are probably not easy for singles.

That said: I agree a lot with your insights, especially the “get better and you will attract someone” that is mostly voiced by people who are actually in a relationship.

One thing I’d add to your observations: many single friends who couple up with someone are less interested in doing things with a single person. Understandable, but not cool. And looking at them: did they become some sort of hybrid person, giving up their individuality that allowed them to meet with their friends one on one?