Cam LewisBitch, You Ain’t Going NowhereGod is love, isn’t that what they say? It keeps the world spinning or something like that. The banality of what comes next is well known…Oct 21, 2021Oct 21, 2021
Cam LewisBigamy Now, Monogamy laterEarly human societies were wantonly polyamourous, yet our love lives resemble an updated take on the farmer and his wife/sister from…Oct 21, 2021Oct 21, 2021
Cam LewisThe Silent TypeThe only thing worst than a dead fish for free, is a dead fish you pay. I am talking sex here, specifically sex with hookers.Oct 21, 2021Oct 21, 2021
Cam LewisTisočletnica (Young People)Yeah, it's foreign for something. Millennials, I think.Oct 21, 2021Oct 21, 2021
Cam LewisGoddamn Black History MonthIt’s like stubbing your toe on the bureau, as you blindly make your way to the toilet for the first piss of the day. Every day for 28 days…Feb 10, 2019Feb 10, 2019
Cam LewisWhy “Twat” Is The Word of the Coming YearThousands of words will leave your mouth in the coming year, only one should be allowed to return.Dec 27, 2018Dec 27, 2018
Cam LewisCuckold; How Do I Hate This WordI am going, to be honest, I just discovered cuckolding. The word, not the act — well the word cuckold to be exact. This is slightly…Nov 30, 2018Nov 30, 2018