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Cereals! That’s a great idea! My favorite cereal is the generic version of Crispix, called “Crispy Hexagons.” I woulda loved to be in the room when the marketing team came up with that name. It was like 5:05 on a Friday — JUST CALL IT EXATLY WHAT IT IS, EARL, I’M SICK OF THIS SHIT.

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