She did this one thing with nouns and verbs and when you see what it is, it will blow your mind. 9 MUST SEE Clickbait Nursery Rhyme Titles.

9 Favorite Nursery Rhymes: With New Clickbait Titles

Clickbait is everywhere. It’s annoying as hell. So, logically, I felt that the best thing to do was to add some myself. I’ve taken the liberty of converting nine favorite nursery rhyme titles into click tempting teasers. Oh, and I added a bonus limerick just because.

(in true clickbait fashion, each title is clickable and will take you to a page to read the nursery rhyme)

Horticultural Genius or Thoughtless Misogynist? Peter’s Answer Will Shock You.

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Low-Fat vs Paleo. Read This and Discover How This Amazing Couple Saved Their Marriage.

Jack Sprat

Mommy Wars! Was This Single Mother’s Attempt to End Bedtime Struggles Genius or Neglect?

There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

Think You Know What Your Children Are Made of? Read This. Line 4 Will Make You Think. Line 8 Will Blow Your Mind.

What Are Little Boys are Made of?

Is Your Child’s School a Zoo? You Won’t Believe What Was in Mary’s Classroom!

Mary Had a Little Lamb

They Only Needed to Fetch Some Water. Try Not to Scream When You Read the Last Sentence.

Jack and Jill

Standing Her Ground or Cruelty to Animals? See Why This Farmer’s Wife May Be in Hot Water.

Three Blind Mice

7 Baby Gifts Everyone’s Talking About. They’re Probably Not What You Think.

Hush Little Baby

QUIZ: What Day of the Week Should You Have Actually Been Born On? (I got Monday!)

Monday’s Child

And Bonus Dirty Limerick:

There Once Was a Man From Nantucket and What He Did Will Change the Way You Look at Your Boyfriend Forever.

I did a ridiculous amount of thinking to come up with these… I think I might have permanently messed up my brain.

Originally published at avalovehanna.com on April 7, 2015.