Avrumy JordanWho else tells a song to shut up before skipping it? #askingforafriend #LifeThoughts #music·1 min read·Apr 26, 2021--1--1
Avrumy JordanJust for the record, if someone is trying to stab me I’d appreciate it a lot if you’d shoot them.·1 min read·Apr 26, 2021--1--1
Avrumy JordanI hate when I go out in public and the public is there. #LifeThoughts #introvert #privatelife·1 min read·Apr 26, 2021----
Avrumy JordanI can’t believe that they changed the picture on a box of pancakes and there still isn’t world…·1 min read·Apr 26, 2021----
Avrumy JordanMarital advice: Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying “I HAVE SPOKEN!!!”·1 min read·Apr 26, 2021----
Avrumy JordanI know it’s cliché to complain about how the game has changed and how much better previous…·1 min read·Apr 26, 2021----
Avrumy JordanThe devil whispered in my ear “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm”I whispered back in the devils ear “I love your eggs”. #LifeThoughts #devil #withstandthestorm #deviledeggs·1 min read·Apr 26, 2021----
Avrumy JordaninThe Bad Influence#LifeThoughtsA weekly collection of thoughts·1 min read·Jul 7, 2020----
Avrumy JordaninThe Bad InfluenceGhislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself.Premature Exclamation·1 min read·Jul 2, 2020----