Avrumy JordanWho else tells a song to shut up before skipping it? #askingforafriend #LifeThoughts #musicApr 26, 20211Apr 26, 20211
Avrumy JordanJust for the record, if someone is trying to stab me I’d appreciate it a lot if you’d shoot them.Apr 26, 20211Apr 26, 20211
Avrumy JordanI hate when I go out in public and the public is there. #LifeThoughts #introvert #privatelifeApr 26, 2021Apr 26, 2021
Avrumy JordanI can’t believe that they changed the picture on a box of pancakes and there still isn’t world…Apr 26, 2021Apr 26, 2021
Avrumy JordanMarital advice: Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying “I HAVE SPOKEN!!!”Apr 26, 2021Apr 26, 2021
Avrumy JordanI know it’s cliché to complain about how the game has changed and how much better previous…Apr 26, 2021Apr 26, 2021
Avrumy JordanThe devil whispered in my ear “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm”I whispered back in the devils ear “I love your eggs”. #LifeThoughts #devil #withstandthestorm #deviledeggsApr 26, 2021Apr 26, 2021
Avrumy JordaninThe Bad InfluenceGhislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself.Premature ExclamationJul 2, 2020Jul 2, 2020