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Apr 26, 2021

Who else tells a song to shut up before skipping it? #askingforafriend…

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Who else tells a song to shut up before skipping it? #askingforafriend #LifeThoughts #music

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Apr 26, 2021

Just for the record, if someone is trying to stab me I’d…

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Just for the record, if someone is trying to stab me I’d appreciate it a lot if you’d shoot them.

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Apr 26, 2021

I hate when I go out in public and the public is…

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I hate when I go out in public and the public is there. #LifeThoughts #introvert #privatelife

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Apr 26, 2021

I can’t believe that they changed the picture on a box of…

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I can’t believe that they changed the picture on a box of pancakes and there still isn’t world…

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Apr 26, 2021

Marital advice: Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it…

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Marital advice: Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying “I HAVE SPOKEN!!!”

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Apr 26, 2021

I know it’s cliché to complain about how the game has changed…

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I know it’s cliché to complain about how the game has changed and how much better previous…

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Apr 26, 2021

The devil whispered in my ear “You’re not strong enough to withstand…

I whispered back in the devils ear “I love your eggs”. #LifeThoughts #devil #withstandthestorm #deviledeggs

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The devil whispered in my ear “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm”

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Published in The Bad Influence

·Jul 7, 2020

#LifeThoughts

If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over. #LifeThoughts When someone in your neighborhood is having a BBQ, it must be the same feeling when sharks smell blood in the water. Happy #July4th weekend. I’m still new to all these American traditions. How…

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#LifeThoughts

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Published in The Bad Influence

·Jul 2, 2020

Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself.

Premature Exclamation

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Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself.

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Published in The Bad Influence

·Jul 2, 2020

In the distant future, the question “What planet are you from?” will…

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Pick-up line or Insult?

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Avrumy Jordan

Avrumy Jordan

My social media is public though my social life is private. Book available on Amazon https://amazon.com/dp/0578557592/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_2rgyEbEHGCW62

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