Why would you not just get a different alarm clock?
Dr.Insomnia
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A first-rate question, one that marks you out as an individual of particular cunning and intelligence. The short answer to your question is — Indeed! We would!
At the same time, we wanted to be careful not to make said purchase too abruptly, for fear of missing out on these delicious life-adventures that such deprivation can provide. Oh, the jollity we enjoy!