I gave you one clap for the cartoon/story and 2 claps for the washing machine stenography — mad…
Marta Brysha

And I gave you three claps to maintain balance and order in our respective universes. This said, it occurs to me now that by my clapping back at you exactly as much as you clapped at me, I may simply have cancelled out any praise you might have been expressing in clap form, which seems ungrateful.

But I’m actually really grateful. I’m also available for hire as a washing machine stenographer, should you know of a judge presiding over a court case in which a washing machine is a witness or, worse, a defendant.

One clap, two clap, three clap, forty?

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