Fair enough, I suppose, though just to be slightlier pedanticker, I’m going to figure there was a first time that a man actually created fire for the first time. You know, rather than relying on the Universe to make it for him. That said, I am a firm believer in relying on the Universe to make McDonald’s food for me.

It’s why I didn’t say “invent” fire. Like babies. People create babies all the time without inventing them. Except the Robot Babies with the software in them that eventually allows them to love comics.