So wait — last night you dreamed about a comic about a guy who had a dream that his wife wanted to divorce him because he was boring? That’s very meta. It also may mean that you’re not so much crazy as prophetic, since you then read the actual comic you dreamed of hours before. Lots of prophets were thought to be crazy at first, I hear. This said, lots of crazy people think they’re prophets as well, so maybe I’m not helping.

Incidentally, in six weeks, Wife and I will have been married exactly half as long as you and your spouse. That falls under the category of “not interesting, but true.”