Envy me if you must but Halloween will pass me by with nary a thought.

Well, sure, we Americans may elect to get our children hopped up on candy tomorrow night, but at least we also enjoy creating an excuse for teenagers to throw eggs and toilet paper at our houses on the same holiday.

Take that, Australia!

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