Your comics are really bad for my productivity and I need to make sure I’m not eating or drinking…

You are very welcome! And I thank you very much for your kind words.

That is, unless that last sentence was meant sardonically, in which case I’m REALLY sorry about any decline in your productivity caused by my work and about any limitations said work creates for your ingestion.

I will have researchers on my team investigate the root causes of these unexpected side effects and I will update the warning labels on my packaging in the meanwhile.

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