Yours is a question of humbling proportions. In truth, I am in fact very widely known — that is, if successfully being accepted as part of an FBI “no-fly list” constitutes the sort of national notoriety you have in mind.

To your second point, I realize only now that I have been remiss in my duties to subsequent generations. You are right: I owe it to the youngest among us to infect them with my artistry. It is with this noble purpose in mind that I have begun work on my art textbook and Core Curriculum in drawing, to be entitled, “Awful Learning, Terrible Results: Don’t Bother Reading Anything After the Colon.” I feel certain it will be snapped up by state and local Departments of Education across the US, and I await the joy of seeing children as young as 4 and 5 — previously denied this pleasure — suddenly attempting to draw stick figures of their very own.