Brent GoldmanHighlights From The Mini Golf Mini ChampionshipThe mini golf world assembled this weekend for a small scale tradition unlike any other.Feb 16, 2017Feb 16, 2017
Brent GoldmanIf Famous Speeches In History Took Place In The Movie FargoAw geez, Mr. Gorbachev, why dontcha tear down this here wall!?Jun 10, 2015Jun 10, 2015
Brent GoldmanI Am Withdrawing My Candidacy For President Of The USAAmerica looked deep inside for a fuck to give and found none.Jun 9, 2015Jun 9, 2015
Brent GoldmaninEndlessI’m Starting To Think That I’m Not Good At Naming BandsIn retrospect, nobody wants to go see Some Band they want to see The Best Band Ever or This Amazing New Band.Jun 5, 2015Jun 5, 2015
Brent GoldmaninEndlessList: Continuing Training Courses For NYC Taxi DriversLearn the lost art of not giving a fuckJun 4, 2015Jun 4, 2015
Brent GoldmanIn Which A Baby Writes A Craigslist Missed ConnectionObviously, I would have rather have said something to you in the moment, but there’s the whole I don’t know how to talk yet thing.Jun 2, 2015Jun 2, 2015
Brent GoldmaninEndlessWisdom I Wish I’d Heard As A 1st GraderYou’re in first grade. This isn’t preschool anymore. If you don’t know how to code, you should pretty much give up.May 28, 2015May 28, 2015
Brent GoldmaninWORLD X FUTUREMy Official Application for the Position of Executioner In Saudi ArabiaAdmittedly, I have little to no experience in beheadings. That is, unless you count eating Animal Crackers and Goldfish head first.May 18, 2015May 18, 2015
Brent GoldmanList: Confusing News HeadlinesQuiet Riot Rocks Safest City In AmericaMay 18, 2015May 18, 2015
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