When Aviation Meets Murphy’s Law: The Comedy of Errors Aboard Asiana Airlines Flight 214| Super Scary Plane Landings.

Aydin J Zubair
3 min readAug 19, 2023

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In the grand tapestry of aviation history, there have been moments that leave us all scratching our heads, wondering just how things could have gone so awry. Enter Asiana Airlines Flight 214 — the airborne equivalent of a sitcom script that took a tragic detour into the world of slapstick. Hold onto your seats (literally, flight attendants) as we take a whimsical journey through a flight that turned the laws of physics into a stand-up routine.

Picture this: a bright summer morning, the sun glistening over the tarmac at San Francisco International Airport. As Asiana Airlines Flight 214 approaches its final destination, what could possibly go wrong, right? Well, as fate would have it, this Boeing 777 decided to put on a performance that would make even the Three Stooges proud.

The cast of characters on this fateful flight reads like a sitcom ensemble. There’s Captain Lee Jeong-min, who seems to have taken the saying “fly by the seat of your pants” a bit too literally. With 12,387 hours of flying experience, you’d expect him to have the skies under control. But on this day, Captain Lee decided to throw caution to the wind, opting for a “manual descent” approach that would put even the most ambitious amusement park ride to shame.

And let’s not forget about Captain Lee Kang-kook, the understudy who was in the midst of his training. With only 43 hours of 777 flight time under his belt, he was given the reins of this comedy of errors. It’s almost as if the aviation gods decided to mix a pinch of beginner’s luck with a splash of Murphy’s Law.

As the plane descended, things started to get even wackier. The autopilot was deactivated, throttles went idle, and the plane’s descent was so slow that it practically qualified as a leisurely Sunday stroll. The runway’s precision approach path indicator (PAPI) must have felt like the moral compass of this story, desperately blinking, “Are you sure about this?”

In a classic sitcom twist, the crew’s commentary was as erratic as a squirrel in a coffee shop. “Above the glide path,” they exclaimed. Then, “on the glide path,” they reassured. And just when you thought the script couldn’t get any more bewildering, they reported being “below the glide path.” It’s as if they were trying to win a game of aviation limbo.

But wait, there’s more! The PAPI, which had been blinking like an airport runway disco, finally revealed that the plane was way off track. The crew was blissfully unaware that their autothrottle had decided to take a coffee break. One can only imagine the conversation in the cockpit: “Hey, is it me, or are we heading for a seawall?”

As the plane inched closer to the ground, the hilarity escalated. The stick shaker chimed in, warning the crew of an imminent stall. It’s like the universe’s way of saying, “Oh, you think this is a smooth descent? Let’s shake things up a bit.”

In a final act that would have Buster Keaton rolling in his grave, the co-pilot called for a “go-around” just moments before impact. The plane, determined to have its moment in the spotlight, crashed onto the runway like a diva missing her cue.

And so, Asiana Airlines Flight 214 took its bow, leaving behind a trail of confusion, chaos, and a script that even the most imaginative comedy writer would struggle to dream up. But in the end, the skies remind us that even in moments of tragedy, there’s a twisted sense of humor that keeps us all guessing — and hopefully, laughing.

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Aydin J Zubair

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