Club Statement

Arsenal Football club would like to issue a statement in regards to the absence of footy fuccbois chat representative Azmar Middleton. Following the the 14th minute goal by Southampton forward Theo Walcott, Azmar was overcome with a bout of temporary insanity. He is safe and in good health, however metaphorically speaking, his head is still on mars. Upon return of his normal mental capacity he will return to the footy fuccbois group chat. We thank your for your patience and thoughts at this time.